45 points
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I (fart) don’t (fart) fart. People say (fart) I fart but (fart) I don’t. I am not a flatulent person. (fart) They never (fart) report how much of a (fart) non-farter I am ( big long fart)
2 points
23 points
I want that 2 minutes back
6 points
43 points
I liked when he said he wasn’t weird while giving a rambling 2 hour press conference next to a breakfast sausage spoiling in the sun.
16 points
Hey Donnie, how’s the race going?
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Jesus Christ :)
5 points
19 points
This story sounds like an Onion article. Matter of fact, a lot of stories about Trump are sounding like Onion articles…