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Reminds me of a certain Germo-Turkish Superhero

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Döner-Mann
nimm mich an die Hand
führe mich in das Land
das du verstanden kann

Döner-Mann
die Reise zum die Ecke des Globus
ist eine echte Trip (Trip (Trip (Trip)))

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Döner mann made me laugh out loud, and now everyone in the bus is looking at me. Help…

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I’d eat his meat

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49 points

Where does the kebab go after he eats if he’s got no stomach anymore?

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That’s where the biomass for more kebab comes from.

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42 points

Is he putting KETCHUP on his Kebab?!

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The bottles are red but you can put whatever sauce you want in them

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18 points

truly enlightened, he has shed his arbitrary values on what food combinations are acceptable.

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10 points

Maybe it’s harissa?

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In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.

I’m only saying this because it needs to change.

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Such heresy…

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maybe a sauce with red chilis?

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In England that would be chilli sauce most likely.

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tomato sauce, chilli sauce are acceptable toppings, obv one is more authentic than the other

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could also be something like a curry ketchup, those are popular in a lot of places since they became super popular in Germany.

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Don’t put za ketchup on za shawarma

https://youtube.com/watch/cXgHUAaBfWY

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der gerät > gf

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The only upgrade worth considering. Afterall he’s never tired and never sleeps.

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And he’s in the shop before the boss is.

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when you just gotta have a gyro

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