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"NOW THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER WONT FUCK ME, A STRAIGHT MAN."(hexbear.net)

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THEY RUINED HER, by doing what the original creator intended in 1996.

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Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Hating women with agency if they don’t choose men. It’s consistent between 1996 chuds and 2024 chuds.

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WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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im sure any deception of man would be met with criticism. Too effeminate is brainwashing. strong but dumb is demeaning. strong and smart is Chad rolls eyes.

I think if she literally dated Illidan Stormrage it might work for them

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buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I heard they cast a black guy to play MLK Jr. in that new biopic, smh how far will these wokies go 😤

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Is nothing sacred to the woke mob? What’s next? A Chinese depiction of Confucius?!

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Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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If you read between the lines in that Toby Gard quote it’s obvious it was intended the whole time. You don’t say “has no interest in romance with men”. You just say “has no interest in romance”. The “with men” is very important. She has interest in romance, just not with that gender.

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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I just think all depictions of Lara Croft should have enormous cans that are made up of like 4 polygons

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D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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Those bras that made people looks like they was smuggling missiles from Starfox on the SNES.

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sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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a polygon for each inch of my dick and balls while im jerking them to her, the way god intended. none of this woke stuff

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TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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Now I want this also. The rest of her can get more polygons. Top tier lifelike skin that you can see the pores on aif you zoom in enough. Individually modelled hair. Ray tracing out the butt.

4 polygon pyramids on the chest though.

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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You get it

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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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She wouldn’t fuck you if she were straight either

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