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"NOW THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER WONT FUCK ME, A STRAIGHT MAN."(hexbear.net)

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THEY RUINED HER, by doing what the original creator intended in 1996.

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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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If you couldn’t figure out she was gay from the first reboot game I don’t know what to tell you.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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They tried giving her a male love interest in Angel Of Darkness but that game sucked and it was dumb so I’m happy with Lara being a lesbian.

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doublepepperoni [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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No they should bring this nu-metal looking early 2000s guy back

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D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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Looks like Jane’s brother from the Daria cartoon.

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Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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yeah but instead of love interest, their relationship is that he plays the bass in her band

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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I just think all depictions of Lara Croft should have enormous cans that are made up of like 4 polygons

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sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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a polygon for each inch of my dick and balls while im jerking them to her, the way god intended. none of this woke stuff

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D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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Those bras that made people looks like they was smuggling missiles from Starfox on the SNES.

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TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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Now I want this also. The rest of her can get more polygons. Top tier lifelike skin that you can see the pores on aif you zoom in enough. Individually modelled hair. Ray tracing out the butt.

4 polygon pyramids on the chest though.

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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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You get it

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AmericaDeserved711 [any]@hexbear.net
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I remember when they rebooted the Tomb Raider movies a few years ago and nerds were mad that the actress didn’t have big boobs

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Bakzik [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Samantha erasure

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