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I’ll take 2 because otherwise the dollar might get lonely…

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Well you know what they say; two’s company, three’s a crowd

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I’ll take $0 dollar because grindset-something

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sigma balls lmao

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What’s a “sigma balls lmao”?

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Not much, how about you?

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I’ll take none. I don’t trust money, or rather, the people who have money. If I take your dollar, I’ll owe you When will you collect? How will you collect? How much will it cost me? I’m sure I won’t like any of the answers. You clearly have money to spend, so you cannot be trusted.

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All I want is a pound of flesh in return. Is that too much to ask?

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2 points

A pound of flesh for $1? Even chicken is at least $6/lb!

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does it matter whose flesh?

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Billionaires: Can’t I have it all?

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I’ll take $1, tell you to give the other dollar to someone in need, then reap the rewards of social media vitality for my kindness.

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