It’s so easy to order cheap shit from a white label manufacturer, stamp “freedom” on it, and sell it to the hogs for a 5000% markup

15 points

Guaranteed Satisfaction Guaranteed

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thank goodness they put “freedom” on the handle, otherwise I might turn into a girl!

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32 points

looks at gilette razor oh okay that’s why I’m trans

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More like Girlette

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Always thought about selling trumpian t-shirts at rallies at big markup.

Brace Belden’s t-shirt is probably the best one:

❎ Democrat

❎ Republican

✅ Gay Guy

Except where I am they’d be “fuck Trudeau” t-shirts, stickers, etc.

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God it would be so easy to fleece these hogs were I willing to buy a bunch of “fuck Trudeau” merch and set up an “anti-woke” t-shirt stand

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Buy a bunch in bulk from China, go to the meetup spot, and then sell them out the back of your car.

Already missed the boat on peak money making, but I think there are still enough stupid in lifted trucks that you can make money.

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Just going into their replies with ancient anti-shaving rhetoric

What, you are shaving your face? Why are you trying to look more like a woman?

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You know who else shaves? THE RED CHINESE

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Yes

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im actually surprised this isn’t the line for these manly men… getting manly men’s faces as smooth as a lady’s legs seems like it might cause this patriot razor company to eat shit and die

i’d like to post about how they’re the best for shaving my armpit hair, chest, and legs but don’t work so well on my beard

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If I were a terrorist cell I would finance my terrorisms by selling miniature American flags after every successful terrorism.

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