It’s so easy to order cheap shit from a white label manufacturer, stamp “freedom” on it, and sell it to the hogs for a 5000% markup
You wouldn’t catch me using a cuck’s toothpaste!
Here pal, lemme give you a real close shave.
“I shave my facial hair with “patriot shave” - the closest shave - for the sense of gender euphoria it provides”
Real men shave with a bayonet and use diesel fuel for lotion. Just like Jesus did it.
i’ve got a group of guys i get together with so we can reconnect with our caveman roots. we go out in the woods, shoot guns, drink beer, and don’t do ANYTHING gay. we aren’t a bunch of woke sissies. we don’t get oiled up and fuck each other, and if you ask us if we do then we’re gonna beat your ass. and don’t ask us if we suck each other off and bukkake whoever showed up to the function last either because we don’t do that and it’s weird you would even suggest we do. where would you have gotten that idea from? and no, i don’t have to lie to my wife about what i’m doing with these men in the woods, i tell her exactly the truth, we’re not being gay so shut the fuck up
Yo can I hang out with you guys? I need to do more hetero stuff that doesn’t involve my wife and does involve a bunch of gays. I mean guys. What’s the opposite of a Freudian slip?
