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My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”

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I’m stealing both of these.

Also trying to workshop::

Oh they don’t have them on your planet?

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I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.

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They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.

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how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”

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That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.

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“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”

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“master debator” kind of sounds like masturbater

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A cunning linguist once said

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I like “Well, I’m a straight male, so anything that turns me on is a woman, ma’am.”

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Ooooh, that’s so subtle and brilliant, they’ll be destroyed for life! Added bonus is it zings for all the alphabet.

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Name totally checks out.

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I saw this clip. It was amazing the way that kid just dismisses Charlie Kirk with his response and how he just walked away.

Kirk’s face was in shock, cuz he got owned so bad. Mofo couldn’t think of anything smart to say except something from another right wing grifter. 🤦

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Thank you for the context. I never know what the youtube bigots look like.

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The right wing really capitalized on the left’s good faith approach, for a very long time. Now that younger people that grew up on the internet are a much larger component of the left’s base, they don’t seem to know how to “own us” anymore. We’re used to this sea lioning bullshit, and won’t put up with it.

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The craziest thing to me was watching that encounter and then seeing Kirk come away thinking he looked good

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He did get owned - but just to put things in perspective, conservatives who saw the video think he owned the kid, saying the ‘kid didn’t know what to say and so just walked away’.

These guys are so deep into their fantasies that they don’t see things the way sensible people do. At all. It’s important to keep in mind when talking to them that they are living in a totally different world.

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Also watch if someone asks you what theft is. (Stupid taxation is theft with no good faith in sight.)

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I haven’t encountered that one yet, but it doesn’t shock me that they try it.

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When a Conservative doesn’t pay their fair share of tax and uses loopholes and malicious tactics to ensure they don’t pay their fair share of taxes

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It’s not going to win any bad faith arguments, but then again not much does.

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also the white circle represents the value you get from living in a society supported by the taxes you pay

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