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Torches and pitchforks became obsolete about a century ago anyway, the offshore bank account and private jet are too effective as counters. Now its boycotting and voting.

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I’d say it’s nicked M-15’s in the US and 3D printed guns everywhere, nowadays

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Still runs into the problem of people not being on the same continent as you any time they feel like it, along with their accumulated wealth. I suppose you could use an ICBM.

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1 point

The fuck is an m-15

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5 points

18.75% of an M-80

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A rifle used in some mass shootings in the US due to how inexpensive it is while still very effective.

Apparently it’s mostly a rebranded AR-15, TIL! https://blog.cheaperthandirt.com/difference-m-15-ar-15

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10 points

Yeah, good luck voting your way out of a system that’s controlled by exactly the people you’re trying to get rid of…

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Better luck than thinking you’ll have one of the few successful mass uprisings over one of the thousands that just gets crushed and gets like 2 sentences in a history book. Slow reform actually has a modest success rate, as we ourselves demonstrated under people like Teddy and FDR. Just not as sexy.

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51 points

Solution: steal

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Wasn’t it Lenin that said something about the bourgeoisie selling the proletariat the rope they would be hung with??

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16 points

If you can’t make a torch or pitchfork at home out of shit you have lying around, I don’t need you on my side in the revolution.

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14 points

I’m more of a cocktail guy myself

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3 points

Why make a cocktail when whisky does fine on its own?

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2 points

There’s always need for provisions.

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4 points

I hear they named a pretty good one after the Soviet foreign minister during the Winter War…

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3 points

Tape a sparkler to a bell jar full of spicy dino juice for a safer, less leaky, and more windproof cocktail.

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9 points

What about a pointed stick?

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6 points

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

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1 point

outlawed a couple years ago. can’t have any of that

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