213 points
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“Okay honey, it’s really cool that you’re Gay and all. But could you, like… Go back in the closet and come out again? It’s for something that’s very important to me” 🥺
164 points
This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
30 points
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2 points
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No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
2 points
58 points
Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it
44 points
You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.
28 points
Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption