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In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said “you owe me 5€.”

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“You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of ‘Dad’.”

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gonna have to take your dad classes again

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I’m actually mad about it now. Fucking wasted it, man :/

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Are you sure you’re even her dad?

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Man needs a paternity test ASAP

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