https://twitter.com/elonconomy

Cant find it on his profile must have deleted? idk

44 points

Lol I love you guys but you fall for obvious satire way too easily

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26 points

Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 would never deceive people like that

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18 points

It is probably a bit account but the cult is loud and present enough on the internet where it kind of fails as satire because too many of them nod along to it anyway.

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I meant to include a “not sure if satire” disclaimer on this one but forgor.

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17 points

When I first read the url I saw ‘elonectomy’ which sounds much better

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I’m almost positive it’s a bit account.

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18 points

It has to be… right? I actually saw this account earlier today and he was responding to the Rolex Maui fire tweet with something like “Heartwarming to see something good after such an awful event!”

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Better be or I’ll go nuclear.

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20 points

Why is the x clipping through his torso lmfao, this rules

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10 points

Negative space

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Ai generated

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While we’re substituting laughably worse replacements: Replace Chris Farley’s bus driver character with this sycophant

We are on the cusp of using technology to become living gods

No you’re not

Well not me personally, but the billionaire tech-bros are going to upload their consciousnesses to the internet WOOeee!

No they’re not

No…no they’re not…but you can imagine what it’d be like if they did

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Tbh I am one of thjose losers who’s so afraid of death that I hope we figure something out regarding it before times up for me so I sorta get THAT part.

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The fear is understandable, but some are driven by that fear to hope the vampires become immortal so that a ghoulish trickle-down version of that vampiric immortality might be theirs if they play along. Maybe.

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