I used sink plungers in toilets pretty much my whole life until i scrolled across a similar diagram one day and discovered the truth.

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I use a bidet and that cuts down on TP usage, but sometimes you get a big ol’ honker of a log ploppin’ out and that sucker just says, “Not today.” That’s when the trusty turd wrangler is your best friend.

One time I was at my mother-in-laws and clogged that some bitch. I couldn’t find a plunger. Turns out my sister-in-law took it when she went away to college, because she was too scared to buy one. I tried to text my wife, but I had no service. So I left it there and went and told my wife. My mother-in-law took a golf cart to the neighbor’s house and explained the situation and they let her borrow theirs. Meanwhile, I’m fucking mortified that the neighbors now think I have fiber intake issues.

Always keep a plunger in a bathroom with a toilet.

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Bidet is the way.

There’s a lot of intriguing family history in your story. SIL scared to buy a plunger. MIL took a golf cart. Interesting group.

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Bro, that ain’t the half of it. My father-in-law built an entire western town in his backyard and when he was done he built a Jurassic Park with dinosaurs essentially made of trash. Here is a shitty picture of the saloon with a bar in it. I’ll see if I can find some of the dinosaur pics too.

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Yes PLEASE!

Sounds like you married right.

The signs and storefronts are amazing.

I see the inside of the saloon, is the general store a whole room are just the storefront?

that is amazing, give him my maddest of props.

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He can do all that but not have a toilet that gets clogged so frequently his daughter is stealing plungers out of anxiety?

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damn that’s cool

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I’d love to read more of these stories, if you have time to share them. Maybe !casualconversation@lemm.ee?

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That’s what the poop knife is for.

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I try to get out… BUT THEY KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN!

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Proclaim the Gospel of W. C. Jesus!

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Thanks for this story. I read it while taking a shit

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This guy poop knifes

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Hey I have this very specific problem whenever I use this thin-USE BIDETS, USE BIDETS OR YOU WILL REGRET IT FOREVER, IT USES LESS TOILET PAPER AND WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YET THEY’RE PERFECT AND GREAT AND…

How you sound right now.

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Say that to my face. I fuggin’ dare you, dude.

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Doesn’t surprise me that I’m talking to a literal mongoloid Neanderthal whose two neurons only have one function and that’s to bash against each other.

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I’ll keep that in mind next time I poop in the sink.

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And the bidet’s right there.

Good thinking.

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Damn and my kitchen faucet comes with a “power wash” mode. I can’t wait to blast boiling hot water up my butthole. 🤤

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It would literally have cost you nothing not to write that sentence down… but here we are

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a blistering cleanse

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And the sink strainer is there to save and repurpose the corn.

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Sustainable living.

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Which brings up a good point; why would anyone need a plunger for a sink? If it gets clogged, nothing will help you short of a drain snake. And if your kitchen sink is getting clogged, it’s time to invest in a garbage disposal.

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Plungers certainly do help with sinks. Loosens up a partial clog easily in my experience.

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Especially in combination with soda, vinegar and hot water.

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So weird. It always seems to pump air through the overflow and do no good. By the time you figure out how to plug the overflow, you might as well have taken off the trap and emptied it in the trash …… especially with PVC traps where it all just comes apart without tools

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I’ve found a plunger useful for a sink occasionally, a bit of back and forth plunging can loosen up a hairball or break a layer of fat/soap scum. On the other hand I’ve never needed to use a plunger on a toilet - I don’t know how much of this is exaggeration on the internet but Australian toilets don’t seem to have anywhere near the amount of issues the American designs do.

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Babe quick, new toilet lore just dropped!

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skibidi?

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About 250 years old, thinking it’s new is why I wanted a YSK post.

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yeah but I feel…

always had the left style ‘sink’ plungers growing up. they unclogged the shitter just fine.

Absolutely never, ever tried using a plunger on the sink. I guess our family didn’t clog the sinks so much? what’s clogging these sinks that they justify a plunger?

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If you clean a fish and toss a couple scales, bones and fish skin down the sink, it will clog.

in the states, where houses have garbage disposals, I don’t think sink clogs are much of a problem anymore.

but most countries don’t have garbage disposals, and the original plunger design was invented 250 years ago, before much of modern plumbing and pipe design and everything, so it was useful to have any kind of plunger around.

you can make those couple plungers work for the toilet in a lot of situations, but for the toilet specifically a toilet. plunger is going to make your job way easier without any mess and splashing

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Am I the only one who’s never used a plunger (and never needed to)?

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You elfin anomaly.

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Nope, same and never heard others talking about it in real life. I’m guessing there is some design issues in the American toilets that is not a problem in Europe. Or it’s the large portions of low quality food?

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American plumbing is shit (pun intended) compared to Europe’s. Source: I lived in Germany for 10 years and never once needed a plunger, while I’ve needed them regularly in the US.

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The comments do seem to hint at this being a big problem in the US.

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Even with the weird “shit shelf” toilets?

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I think it has to do with the fact that most European toilets put the reservoir up high either on or in the wall, and gravity helps blast the dook down the drain. I have one of those up high ones with the chain flush in my house (US), and that toilet never clogs.

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Are you American though? Here in the UK, nobody really owns a plunger and they don’t need to, the plumbing is different, it doesn’t clog. Do need to own a toilet brush though, to wipe off the skidmarks, which is more rare in the US.

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It’s not just the UK that nobody needs a plunger, it’s every modern country except the US. Their plumbing is a century out of date and they eat ultra-processed junk

A recipe for dis-ass-ter

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It’s kinda weird that the country where everything is MOOOAR they don’t have gigantic shit pipes

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Plungers are extremely common in germany. To be precise i can’t remember ever being in a bathroom without one.

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I am not, so I guess that explains it. Thanks!

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Some us don’t poop in the woods every day.

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Of course you are. Every other human on the planet is issued a plunger at birth. What’s wrong with you?

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Eat more fiber.

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Most plungers are both. Pull down the cone for the commode or push it up inside for the sink.

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What kind of maniac uses it in a sink after using it in a toilet?

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Clean it first. Then clean the sink after using soiled plumbing tools.

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Just buy a new sink after you unclogged it.

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Who uses the same plunger for the toilet and kitchen sink?

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I guess the kind that actually cleans the plunger after use. When I have to use one, after use, I take it outside and hose it off with the hose pipe then soak it in a bucket of bleach water.

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I just rinse off the plunger in the new toilet water. Never had an issue.

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The sink is one of the easiest areas of your house to clean with soap and water.

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I prefer not to put my hand on the business end of the doodie derby rod, thank you very much

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