49 points

30 per bond you break. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and ATP generation involves breaking down many chemical bonds. It out scales all other options in a matter of seconds.

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You, sir, just broke the game.

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Technical question - would “every bond you break” include atomic bonds from food being broken down?

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5 points

No unfortunately

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5 points

How bout sticking my hand in a bowl of water a couple times to break a few H-bonds? Or smashing ice if you’re gonna be choosy about liquids?

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2 points

What about nuclear fision?

That’s pay day right there

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It might not be the most lucrative, but I’d go with steps because it would incentivise healthy behavior

Actually according to my pedometer I’ve taken 8.7k steps today, and most of that is from running a 5k. That would definitely get me off the couch.

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I took 200 today! We’re pretty close

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Typical breathing rate is 12-20 per minute or 4-$7k per day and you get that even if you sleep all day. So as long as I don’t need to individually count and bill for each breath I’ll go for that.

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If you digest carbohydrates, you wont believe how many bonds you break with every step you take and every move you make.

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0 points

They said that doesn’t count.

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13 points

Breath would be $5000/day and it takes no thought or effort so…that one

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