143 points

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

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2 points

Peepers gonna peep

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-20 points

Not exactly the same. But your point still stands

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80 points

That is the whole point of an analogy.

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9 points

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

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-17 points

It works untill you realise that the chance of seeing the woman again is not 0 but finding another pie in the same bish pretty much is.

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44 points
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My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn’t learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

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47 points

My uncle had a dog for about 10 years. Took him camping every weekend and would chill out by the truck all day. No issues. One random dog came up and peed on the truck tire once. Dog said “wait what you can do that?” and for the rest of his life pissed on the truck. It was a mindvirus.

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7 points

Motherfuckers need to be aware that this is MY FUCKING TRUCK. Can’t believe I gotta make this clear, but I’ve personally seen that there exists dumb motherfuckers in this world that do not understand.

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10 points

Dogs don’t care that much about covering their poop, they just do it as a way to mark their territory and such.

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7 points

We had a rescue that at some point watched a male dog pee. She would squat then lift her left leg and pee. It was hysterical to watch.

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43 points

I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I’d keep meeting cool girls there…god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.

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34 points

Depends on the place. Her house? Yea, that’s a lot more sad. Arcade, skatepark, etc? You’re good.

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24 points

When I was a little kid, I found a dollar in a dresser drawer. I suspect a family member put it there to surprise me and forgot about it or didn’t know that I found it because I didn’t announce it. I kept opening my dresser drawers hoping magical money would appear for a long time. Sadly, it was only the one time.

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I know this hell all too well. My Setter finds a cat hiding in bushes about once a week so every bush within leash range MUST be examined no matter the weather, tension on the leash, or exhaustion level (his or mine).

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