30 points

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”

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9 points

Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up.

Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.

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19 points

It’s only a country in the vaguist sense. It’s a historical artifact. Charlemagne’s last gasp. It’s beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.

It’s such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.

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-21 points

You might want to note, that I didn’t ask for a country. You added this all in your head so you can geo-splain it to us.

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10 points

Easy, Andorra. Do Europeans not play with Seterra?

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4 points

I only know of Andorra from The Cloak

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3 points

Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes… Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.

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What’s funny is you didn’t even list the circled micro state

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5 points

Lichtenstein is between Switzerland and Austria. And there is also San Marino surrounded by Italy.

Andorra is actually quite big compared to the other European microstates.

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I primarily remember Lichtenstein because of A Knight’s Tale.

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39 points

It’s a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald’s there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.

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8 points

McDonald’s at sea is just as good (if not better) than land McDonald’s.

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-4 points

why the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We’re not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?

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No kidding, I’m tired of people acting like I’m an idiot because I don’t have the European countries and their positions on the world map memorized. It’s a continent I’m unlikely to ever visit, why would I need to know these things?

“Europeans know these things about America, why don’t you learn them about Europe?”

I never asked y’all to learn about my country. I’m not gonna judge you if you can’t pinpoint Sedgwick County, KS on a map. I live here, I have plenty of reason to know it. Someone living in Avignon doesn’t

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euro heads don’t understand the sheer scale and basedness of america, the entire american country covers the entire geographical region of basically ALL of europe collectively. It is quite literally a country on the scale of no other country.

Except for maybe russia, but thats mostly ice so nobody cares.

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5 points

I mean, that didn’t stop kids from going to fight in Iraq.

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there’s a reason our voting age is the same as a military enlistment age

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3 points

Maybe if Norway had more brown people to go with the oil America might have more interest in it lol

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2 points

all of a sudden everyone knew what a Crimea was around 2014

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1 point

around 2020*

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2 points

Circa 1853.

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Is there any point being made here by pretending it’s clever to have made a fake map to use for AMERICA BaD purposes? I don’t get the joke

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You have to be American, it’s not fake map it shows a real country in Europa.

Btw. I mean Europe the continent not Europe the country.

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You’re not convincing me a shit post is right but actual maps aren’t. Hilarious tho

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21 points

As an American, would you like it to be a country?

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7 points

Freedom, for our defense contractors to make our government spread more freedom.

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278 points

As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

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57 points

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

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26 points

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0

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10 points

We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.

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41 points

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

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80 points

is there oil?

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14 points

No oil? No tacos? No point…

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25 points

I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

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try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say

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8 points

I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!

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Don’t catch you slippin’ now

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5 points

Look what I’m whippin now!

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