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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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I’m sure every poster who’s ever popped in to tell us about how extremely useful and good LLMs are for this are gonna pop in realsoonnow

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14 points

If those kids could read they’d be very upset

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Interview with the president of the signal foundation: https://www.wired.com/story/meredith-whittaker-signal/

There’s a bunch of interesting stuff in there, the observation that LLMs and the broader “ai” “industry” wee made possible thanks to surveillance capitalism, but also the link between advertising and algorithmic determination of human targets for military action which seems obvious in retrospect but I hadn’t spotted before.

But in 2017, I found out about the DOD contract to build AI-based drone targeting and surveillance for the US military, in the context of a war that had pioneered the signature strike.

What’s a signature strike?

A signature strike is effectively ad targeting but for death. So I don’t actually know who you are as a human being. All I know is that there’s a data profile that has been identified by my system that matches whatever the example data profile we could sort and compile, that we assume to be Taliban related or it’s terrorist related.

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this mostly uses metadata as inputs iirc. basically somedude can be flagged as “frequent contact of known bad guy” and if he can be targeted he will be. this is only one of many options. this is also basically useless in full scale war, but it’s custom made high tech glitter on normal traffic analysis for COIN

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Thanks for sharing this. <3

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Fellas, my in laws gave me a roomba and it so cute I put googly eyes on it. I’m e/acc now

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please be very careful with the VSLAM (camera+sensors) ones, and note carefully that iRobot avoided responsibility for this by claiming the impacted people were testers (a claim the alleged testers appear to disagree with)

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thanks for the tip! 🙏

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On bsky you are required to post proof of cat, here at e/acc you are required to post proof of googly roomba

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Take a look w/ your own googly eyes

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Even better than I had thought, I expected smaller eyes. Thanks, it is glorious. That smile.

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e/vac

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This is a little too low hanging for its own post, spotted this from reddit:

https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925#m

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Wow the first reply is quite unhinged.

More on topic, that isn’t low hanging fruit, that is Exhibit C in the discrimination lawsuit.

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discrimination lawsuit

Or a custody battle!

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I have a suspicion that this tweet is going to be introduced as an exhibit in several suits

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I think she won that one. Was a bit unclear, but I recall seeing a tweet from grimes that she has access to her kids again. (Not sure if it was a real tweet).

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I’m not sure if this is esoteric or just clasically insane

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I was trying to avoid language like ‘insane’ etc myself. Felt a bit like return of the Timecube.

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https://xcancel.com/HeyMichaud

This is certainly… something

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Yeah that reads as a cry for help. (But I doubt it is, he prob just feels like he is onto something with a righteous/spiritual feeling.)

And well, he could even be onto something, he could become quite popular, peterson had the same sort of feeling (it is in the foreword of one of his books) and look how big he got. He certainly got more followers than I have. ;)

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There is an übermensch and there is an untermensch.

The übermensch are masculine males, the bodybuilders I follow that are only active in the gym and on the feed; the untermensh are women and low-T men, like my bluepilled Eastern European coworker whose perfectly fine with non-white immigration into my country.

The übermensch also includes anybody whose made a multi-paragraph post on 4chan with no more than one line break between each paragraph. It also includes people at least and at most as autistic as I am.

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“democracy, but if it wasn’t a democracy”

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every popular scam eventually gets its Oprah moment, and now AI’s joining the same prestigious ranks as faith healing and A Million Little Pieces:

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, who stepped down as Microsoft CEO 24 years ago, will appear on the show to explore the “AI revolution coming in science, health, and education,” ABC says, and warn of “the once-in-a-century type of impact AI may have on the job market.”

and it’s got everything you love! veiled threats to your job if the AI “revolution” does or doesn’t get its way!

As a guest representing ChatGPT-maker OpenAI, Sam Altman will explain “how AI works in layman’s terms” and discuss “the immense personal responsibility that must be borne by the executives of AI companies.”

woe is Sam, nobody understands the incredible stress he’s under marketing the scam that’s making him rich as simultaneously incredibly dangerous but also absolutely essential

fuck I cannot wait for my mom to call me and regurgitate Sam’s words on “how AI works” and ask, panicked, if I’m fired or working for OpenAI or a cyborg yet

I’m truly surprised they didn’t cart Yud out for this shit

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I’m truly surprised they didn’t cart Yud out for this shit

Self-proclaimed sexual sadist Yud is probably a sex scandal time bomb and really not ready for prime time. Plus it’s not like he has anything of substance to add on top of Saltman’s alarmist bullshit, so it would just be reminding people how weird in a bad way people in this subculture tend to be.

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that’s a very good point. now I’m wondering if not inviting Yud was a savvy move on Oprah’s part or if it was something Altman and the other money behind this TV special insisted on. given how crafted the guest list for this thing is, I’m leaning toward the latter

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I think if you want to promote something you don’t invite the longwinded nerdy person. Don’t think a verbal blog post would do well on tv. I mean, I would also suck horribly if I was on tv, and would prob help make the subject im arguing for less popular.

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working for OpenAI

You probably are, if not by choice.

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unironically part of why I am so fucking mad that reCaptcha ever became as big as it did. the various ways entities like cloudflare and google have forcefully inserted themselves into humanity’s daily lives, acting as rent-extracting bridgetroll with heavy “Or Else” clubs, incenses me to a degree that can leave me speechless

in this particular case, because reCaptcha is effectively outsourced dataset labelling, with the labeller (you, the end user, having to click through the stupid shit) not being paid. and they’ll charge high-count users for the privilege. it is so, so fucking insulting and abusive.

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I always half-ass my captcha and try to pass in as many false answers as possible, because I’m a rebel cunt.

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Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, who stepped down as Microsoft CEO 24 years ago, will appear on the show to explore the “AI revolution coming in science, health, and education,” ABC says, and warn of “the once-in-a-century type of impact AI may have on the job market.”

christ

billy g’s been going for years with bad takes on those three things (to the point that the gates foundation have actually been a problem, gatekeeping financing unless recipients acquiesce to using those funds the way the foundation wants it to be used (yeah, aid funds with instructions and limitations…)), but now there can be “AI” to assist with the issue

maybe the “revolution” can help by paying the people that are currently doing dataset curation for them a living wage? I’m sure that’s what billy g meant, right? right?

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Look, where are you going to get your experts if you can’t trust Jeffrey Epstein’s Rolodex?

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I mean, I have glasses and wear a wristwatch so by the standard definitions I qualify as a cyborg in all aspects but the aesthetic.

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No wristwatch, but I have glasses and without electricity I stop breathing. (While asleep.)

So, yeah, cyborg.

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Yud would jump on a couch.

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I didn’t think she could top John of God, but here we are.

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