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Microsoft is just a bug.

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Microsoft confirms it’s just a bug.

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The jokes are becoming reality, I swear…

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The fact that they won’t allow users to uninstall it should suggest some things about their motives.

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It’s just too easy to dunk on MS these days. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

Twice. At point blank range. To the back of the head. With an elephant gun.

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Or a mortar. Point blank.

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Well, since the fish are just laying there, at the bottom, motionless and dead it’s pretty easy.

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it’s not for the end user, it’s for the end user’s boss who wants to monitor all their worker drones’ productivity

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It’s not for the end user’s boss, it’s there to collect data for the future Microsoft user behaviour analysis tools that will be sold to the end user’s boss’s boss.

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it can be for 2 things

but it’s definitely not for the benefit of anyone who’s forced to use it

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Why measure performance metrics in terms of output when we can just 1984 everyone’s workstation.

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Because that would, at one point, imply a full process audit, which will inevitably lead to some shit-stirring, especially in terms of management’s contribution to said output, making it much easier for the worker to see just how underpaid they are and probably hurting some manager’s feewings. We can’t have the truth! Better to Love Big Brother and blame the Drone!

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Im pretty sure that’s illegal in EU (or at least in Germany).

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They have better tools for that.

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office boss using tools LOL good one

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Hey, Steve and Drake are some of the bosses favorite tools!

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