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“What the fuck”

Saved you a click and way too much scrolling

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There’s an article?

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I probably can’t afford that car, but I definitely can’t afford that blender.

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Oh come on now. You expect these people to be able to afford to just be able to send you text? For free. Madness!

Also, use Firefox mobile, install those ad blockers. Have a useful mobile internet again.

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I’m all for the use of ad blockers but I really hope that statement was intended to be ridiculous.

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I only wish I could use it as the system WebView implementation.

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Firefox Focus for visiting random sites. Adblock built in drops all cookies on exit.

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Man, how do you guys survive an ad-unfiltered internet?

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9 points

Crouch in the corner and hope it forgets about us.

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Extended

Yeah, we could tell

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AdBlockers, my buddy in Buddha, AdBlockers.

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It’s pronounced bodhisattva.

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I guessed right 🤣

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My guess was “Fuck you too” or “Go fuck yourself”.

For the last one he could just have quoted Al. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZfahRzz_w

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My guess was the last one.

Go f yourself

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thank you!!!

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Doing the lord’s work. Thank.

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To save you visiting the hellscape that is The Independent: those 3 words were “What the fuck?” Nothing really remarkable.

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Could have fit that right in the headline without even increasing the number of words.

Thank you for your service.

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But then they would have printed the word fuck on a headline. Can’t have that, someone might see it.

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These headlines here are becoming some google news clickbait titles.

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Becoming?

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Damn. He could have gone with, “Fuck Ron Desantis.”

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“No. More. Cheeseburgers”

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You mean “what the f***” right? You know it’s illegal to swear online and will have you face capital punishment

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perfectly remarkable, i think.

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i mean, its pretty obvious what the 3 words were just given the context of the title.

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I snapped this at my local library last week.

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The image is a flyer for a “Banned Books Club” (Bokklubb för förbjudna böcker) targeted at young people between the ages of 13 and 18 in Bromölla, Sweden. It invites readers to explore the topic of banned books, asking questions like “Which books are banned, where are they banned, and why?” The club aims to discuss these books during the fall and winter, and the first meeting is scheduled for Thursday, September 19, from 3 to 4 p.m. at the library (biblioteket).

The flyer has a “STOP” sign, a warning label at the bottom, and a bird illustration. It encourages participants to sign up via email and features logos for Kulturpunkten and Bromölla Municipality.

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It’s just gobbledygook

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jättemycketbra!

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Every book report in high school where I could choose the author was a Stephen King novel and I turned out fine. And in Florida too. Class of 1991. 😁. BRD.

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Back in the ‘80’s I had a high school English teacher that had us read his Night Shift short stories. The entire class loved it.

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Night Shift is fantastic.

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But, are you religious and support the right like it’s your job?

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Not at all.

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Welp, then according to their plan, you didn’t turn out fine, you’re the problem. Good for you though, I’m hoping your state turns it around quickly because I really want to live there. It’s beautiful and I love the weather there, I just can’t deal with the bullshit they’re doing.

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You idiot!

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I read The Stand and It before high school, and lots of other mature books with “inappropriate” material. It resulted in improved reading skills.

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Definitely don’t tell kids about libgen.

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