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Damn True won’t accept any name that damn long and hard to spell. Why not just have the customer fill out that part?

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“Excuse me sir, just need you to put your John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt on there…”

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15 points

Can we discuss why Everett displays reverse eyes? What predator does he need to scare off?

Why aren’t we scared of it already?

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What predator does he need to scare off?

Mrs. True. It’s why she so often wallops him in his nightgown, without his eyespots.

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3 points

“Reverse eyes” what?

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5 points

Shit, I shouldn’t comment blasted out of my mind.

The buttons on the back of his overcoat, with their placement, reminded me of animals that use a fake “face” to appear larger, like spots on the wings.

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10 points

As someone with a really long name, trust me Everett, it annoys me more than it does you.

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7 points

Imma need to see some ID.

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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of “The Outbursts of Everett True.” Feel free to check out the sticky.

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