I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I’m pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I’m an extreme reactionary. I’m sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now

I’d encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren’t a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear’s reactionaries once and for all.

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link to the reactionary test

13 points

It’s okay, just get out of your chair and revolve quickly a billion times.

It’ll make you a bit dizzy, but you can be a revolutionary again.

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8 points

I did this and now I vommed my beanis all over the floor

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10 points

“Nobody move! There’s beanis on the floor!”

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–J.V. Stalin: Dizzy with Success

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10 points

my results are disappointingly average 😔

interestingly changing my monitor refresh rate from 120Hz to 60Hz makes me slower by like 40-50ms

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7 points

That actually kinda makes sense that a slower refresh rate would slow the result down

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7 points

193 ms

damn, sandwichdawg do you play melee with those axons?

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6 points

I’m a Real Gamer unfortunately, which is honestly the real reason to ban me

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10 points

I got 173 ms average (92nd percentile), but I did use my gamer monitor which might count as doping

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7 points

Okay calm the fuck down what do you do for a living? Iaido draw and cut down ronin with a single slash before they can draw their sword for forty hours a week? Holy shiiiiiiiit that’s amazing!

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17 points

The real reactionary thing about this is using red and green for the test, making it more difficult for people with the most common forms of color blindness

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