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Ah, so this isn’t tinnitus, I can actually hear the sun!

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That or you’re standing next to a jackhammer.

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Oh hey, thanks! Been hearing it for years, turns out I just never look left!

I wish they’d give me my driver’s license back…

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I’m not sure what kind of jack hammer you’ve used, but they sound nothing like Tinnitus.

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Nah. It starts out like THUD! THUD! and then slowly after a couple minutes of warming up, that goes all muffled and it becomes that familiar high-pitched ringing noise.

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Mine is more of a mixture of static and a hum. Maybe what tingly would sound like.

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I imagine it would be kind of like the hypnotoad sound

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Obey the giant burning floating orb

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All hail Almighty Ra!

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284 points

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I can hear this image

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I scrolled slow and mentally imagined it.

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Noone would live for longer than a few weeks after the sun went out.

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Nah, I’m different tho

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Mama says.

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Noone is one tough mf. I wish more of us could be like him.

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Noone rides the alot.

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Okay just to be clear. The sun not only went out. The sun will explode and we too.

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A lot of the suppositions are done with impossible to happen stuff, like the sun literally disappearing, or collapsing into a blackhole with no added mass (a sun mass blackhole would be stable, but I don’t know how one could be created).

If it disappeared, then we’d still feel even gravity for those 8 mins, as the effect of gravity propagated at the speed of light. If it somehow magically became a black hole, we’d still orbit it the same even after 8 mins, but losing all the head would eventually kill us.

The expected explosion wouldn’t be what makes the earth uninhabitable either. The sun increases in luminosity by ~1% every 100 million years, and it’s estimated that between 700 million and 1.5 billion years the surface of the planet will be too hot for liquid water. An astronomer also says photosynthesis would be impossible in 500-600 million years.

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It does. We can’t hear it, but it does.

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Well, I think technically it doesn’t. There’s no medium to propagate pressure waves, so at no point would the mechanics of sound actually exist, I would think.

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The sun itself is a medium that can propogate sound waves. Someone standing on the Moon could equally well make the case that there is no medium to propagate pressure waves from the Earth, so the Earth must not make a sound.

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Aye, true. Though I would consider that case different (slightly, but not fundamentally wrt waves existing) from the sun because on earth there are atmospheric sound waves that just don’t reach out to the moon. But I hadn’t thought of the possibility of waves going into the sun, so there would be existing waves there too. More akin to making a sound on the moon by vibrating the moon itself I suppose.

Edit: and really, I’m talking out of my ass lol. There could very well be gases or some such to vibrate around the sun, even coming out of the sun and carrying vibrations, but I don’t know enough.

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