I was on a Discord server with some people who went full chud over the years and I still remember this exchange:

Chud 1: I started playing Stardew Valley with my girlfriend

Chud 2: What’s that?

Chud 2: [Posts a screencap of some random article about same-sex marriage in SDV]

Chud 2: Ah. Woke crap.

You don’t find that article by simply googling “Stardew Valley” and checking the first page. These people’s brains are so melted by chuddery that their first instinct when hearing about a game for the first time is specifically looking up if it is woke.

It isn’t woke

I didnt know I am woke. I play Stardew Valley, Hades and BTD6.

Woke Final Fantasys: VII, IX, V, XIV Not Woke Final Fantasies: VI, IV, XIII, III, II, Crisis Core, I, XV As yet undetermined apparently: XI, X, VIII, Tactics, XII, XVI

Taking bets on the undetermined ones. I mean XVI is confirmed woke because theres gay but the rest.

The one joy I take in all this is knowing that these people live incredibly sad, pathetic existences.