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Here are some Other WOKE games:

remember nerds, Character Creator=Woke Agenda

47 points

“Whether pro or anti is unclear”

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Chuds remain too stupid to parody

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For some reasons that is so perfect

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These guys are dumber than a box of rocks

FFVII: Forced crossdressing! “Subtle pro-climate action messaging… you start the game working for an eco-terrorism group”

Witcher 2 is not woke despite the game being pretty heavyhanded about racism being bad. Also you can betray your cop friend and join forces with a minority freedom fighter after the first act

Deus Ex is apparently not woke despite the same spreadsheet shitting on Cyberpunk 2077 for having anti-capitalist messaging and being pro-transhumanism and body modification

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30 points

Witcher 2 also made me do a double take cause it has multiple gay characters, literally including a gay sex scene lmfao

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Oh hell yeah based Witcherinos sticking it to the stinky SJWS PRAISE GERALDO!

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You’d think so but they give a yellow rating to 3

Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Several minor characters provide exposition regarding their experiences as homosexual individuals. This exposition includes light social commentary.

The difference is of course that 1 and 2 came out before GamerGate before the nazi center in every gamer brain was activated

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Contains no Woke content

Pretty funny how they speak about Woke with such authority

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Ah yes, Final Fantasy VII, famously released in 2013 by Square Enix as a launch title on the Playstation 4.

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Holy fucking shit, I didn’t even notice the year

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8 points

"is not woke if i like it personal like, see. "

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34 points

lol these fuckin nerds cant even keep their racism subtle.

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I can totally see why and how Trump captivated these rightoid dipshits so much and kept feeding them lies. They really believe everything at face value. A game has a mixed race person in it, ipso facto the publishers are diehard communists and not just marketing a game to an american audience in 2024.

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seething violently because I can play a fascist femboy OR a fascist hunk instead of only a fascist hunk

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12 points

If subtle was a job slacker it would be this

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Sushi chef in Dave the Diver is NOT WHITE!

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They’re super mad because the chef is a black guy.

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No BLACK has the honor to make sushi, trust me I’m an expert on Japanese culture and rolling up fish in rice takes someone with CHARACTER.

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16 points

Somehow that game is considered more woke than the game with actual gay marriage.

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Basically a chunk of the Steam reviews for Dredge, too. How dare the boat mechanic be a woman of color. The scandal!

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Reading the language used throughout the document it’s funny to see how these guys have morphed from edgy 4chan gamers into pearl-clutching Pat Robertsons

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This really reads like some conservative Christian parents’ guide to kids’ media

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14 points

This really reads like some conservative Christian parents’ guide to kids’ media

Isn’t that what it is?

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