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Well, IT IS fart free.

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do we know that?

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Butt is it?

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I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

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Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

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i wouldn’t be so sure

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I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

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Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

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This wouldn’t go in either

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It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

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Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

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The water is fart free, the soda is not

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What’s wrong with free fart water

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Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don’t want farts in my water. I’m glad someone finally did something about it.

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This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

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Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

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I mean, the price is right.

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