150 points

Fixation on food security

The man is OBSESSED with food security.

All he thinks about is FEEDING PEOPLE.

What kind of SICK FUCK just goes around all day wondering how to GENERATE ENOUGH FOODSTUFF FOR 1.4B PEOPLE

Jesus FUCKING Christ, what a psycho.

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74 points

Why would this country that has a written history going back thousands of years recording famine and its resulting upheaval be concerned with food security?

Must be the inscrutable oriental brainpan.

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71 points

The See See Pee bribes the Chynese people with food, water, and shelter for support

Xi is done for

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47 points

It’s despicable when governments bribe people to vote for them by performing the basic functions of government!

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Just appaling. How dare they.

I can build my own infrastructure, thankyouverymuch!

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31 points

The walls are closing in.

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I take offense with this because I AM actually obsessed with food security and food-related struggles, and Xi Jinping does other things than single-mindedly doing food-related activism and work all the time. He’s a poser

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Xi fucking CALLED OUT, is he too much a coward to respond?

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No they are straight up the paper of record for the Forces of Evil. If Sauron had a paper delivered to his house every morning it’d be the Economist.

And it’s a particularly shameless, unself aware, boorish, British kind of evil, too.

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87 points

Lenin dismissed the Economist as “a journal which speaks for British millionaires”.

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57 points

Well he must be feeling stupid now since the economist exclusively speaks for Billionaires

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Lenin is done for

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It’s amazing that the only part of that which has shifted at all is the wealth level implied by ‘millionaire’

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yes

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Marx based his understanding of Capital from hate reading the economist.

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119 points

Chinese farmers are just yearning for the opportunity to grow bananas for the United Fruit Company.

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91 points

In East Germany, no banana.

In Venezuela, only banana.

In Glorious People’s Republic of Walmart, choose any food you want and one of our child slaves will be by shortly to bring it to you.

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And it doesn’t even pay off, because you a very limited selection of flavorless fruits and veg because they’ve been bred solely to be stable for transport.

It’s very “They have all this stuff but they don’t even enjoy it!”

Like endless misery to deliver mediocre produce.

Idk, I don’t know if that makes it worse, but it does feel more perverse somehow. Like in stories you expect the baddies to cause vast misery and suffering to procure the best, most exotic, most delicious luxuries, not bland bananas with barely any flavor or shitty mangoes that are almost all pit and taste vaguely of soap.

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Like endless misery to deliver mediocre produce.

I mean, I think this would be somewhat overstated if not for the fact that everything is so crazy expensive.

Like in stories you expect the baddies to cause vast misery and suffering to procure the best, most exotic, most delicious luxuries, not bland bananas with barely any flavor or shitty mangoes that are almost all pit and taste vaguely of soap.

There’s plenty of high end food available in trendier and more upscale corners of the country. It isn’t as though grocery store mangos are the only mangos.

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Imperialism with a smile and a pat on the head, that is all the capitalists bring

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110 points

I think it is actually authoritarian that we’re not allowed to hunt economists for sport

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36 points

no no thats a philosopher and the socratic argument successfully made them into a protected species

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Going to the Philosophical petting zoo and giving Focoult some head pats as he exists in existential dread.

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51 points

Infringing on the freedom to enact a centuries approved sport!

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39 points

Or writers for the Economist

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Nice profile pic, comrade

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Thanks! The art from ghost is one of my favorite styles I’ve seen

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“Capitalism breeds innovation”

-Ea-Nāṣir

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I want this inscribed on a shitty copper ingot that somehow is hurtling through the front window of the chamber of commerce at 32mph.

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64 points

dutch devoting 100% of arable land to tulip futures

spoiler

probably didn’t happen but what if it did

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I don’t know if it ever meaningfully ate into the supply of arable land, but the tulip speculation must certainly incentivized a whole bunch of farmers to plant additional tulips (or, at least, claim to do so) for the purpose of cashing in on the bubble.

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Not in their lovely, white, European metropole of course, but in their colonies in Indonesia (Dutch East Indies), the Dutch would rip up food crops and force villagers to plant cash crops instead as part of their “Cultivation System” (Cultuurstelsel)

Instead of land taxes, 20% of village land had to be devoted to government crops for export or, alternatively, peasants had to work in government-owned plantations for 60 days of the year. To allow the enforcement of these policies, Javanese villagers were more formally linked to their villages and were sometimes prevented from traveling freely around the island without permission. As a result of this policy, much of Java became a Dutch plantation. Some remarks while in theory only 20% of land were used as export crop plantation or peasants have to work for 66 days, in practice they used more portions of lands (same sources claim nearly reach 100%) until native populations had little to plant food crops which result famine in many areas and, sometimes, peasants still had to work more than 66 days.

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This is so cruel and I will talk with my students about it in time.

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Ugh. Just had to do some bureaucracy hell to get an id and the whole time i was thinking id is just a weapon the state uses to control and exploit you.

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3rd horseman of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse from the book of Revelations is commonly called Famine, but he specifically does NOT blight crops, does not damage food. His weapon is the scales, and “destroys” not by weather or worm, but market manipulation.

In a world where food is more than abundant, the only reason why a person would starve to death is because it’s unprofitable to save human lives.

3 year throwback post referencing the grapes of Wrath quote

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It’s one of America’s primary weapons. We dump corn on a region until all the local food producing farmers are driven under, then the region has no choice but to import. And sometimes, whoopsie, we decide we want to use the corn for some other awful product, and people starve.

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There’s a moment from “Fed Up” that I’m absolutely obsessed with for some reason that this reminds me of. (AutiADHD moment).

Bill Clinton is one of the interviewees in it, and at one point he’s talking about corn syrup, and pauses to say in the mostly faux-folksy way imaginable “which I don’t think is a good use of corn”. Idk why but it just stuck in my head.

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