I get why they hate us now. I get it. Like ya I see this image and I’m instantly filled with rage against western decadence and depravity. For sure.

I miss when the Dorito tacos came out and Doritos made Doritos that tasted like the Dorito tacos

Those were good Doritos

[Not the Onion]

I wanted the onion-flavored cola.

I mean, I would try it but I expect it’s gonna end up as a xylitol / gas pain / emergency diarrhea situation.

I generally only drink water and like maybe green or sleepy tea with lemon juice in it. but for about an hour each day, I can have as much diet soda or one of those like seltzer drinks as I want. [I quit refined sugar, wine/booze/beer and nicotine, so this is my last vice.] usually it’s like maybe 12 oz, but I was at a party recently and had like 3. I was fucked up on that diet soda ride.

my taste buds are very reactive now to sweet flavors, so imagine this would taste crazy sweet.

if this wasnt coke zero i’d try it.

disgusting