51 points

We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

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His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

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The “tendies” thing (“nuggies” too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and “le bacon”. It’s so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though “being able to cook” (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We’re already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

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I love lentils đź’śđź’śđź’ś

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11 points

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

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2 points

so true

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8 points

lentils are awesome!

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4 points

We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

I’m down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it’s easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

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Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands

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