Wait for a black Friday deal

It’s like that episode of Andor. Once you’re in you can never leave.

En passant is all you need

My financial advisor is an octopus

I can’t wait to tell kids in the future what public schooling was like. Much better than the lithium mines they’ll be forced to work.

Jim went to Jack Welch school of management and starship captains

I wish I was one of those 10 people. Hell I’ll take #11 even.

It takes an acidic soil to get that blue

Trump plans on addressing climate concerns. He’s already going to put RFK Jr in charge of health and he’s going to ban vaccines. Reducing the population will help lower emissions.

Midnight cowboy