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aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy’s dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

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How do i follow someone on Lemmy

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Lmfao

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your rectum doesn’t have much volume

Speak for yourself. I’ve seen what comes out of it.

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Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

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Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to “similar videos” you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

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Well? We’re waiting?

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I found it and edited it into the comment!

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Thanks champion.

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Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.

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I found it and edited it into the comment!

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As an actual owner of a similar thing: no

The problem isn’t even how much water comes from there (you can figure it out and not set the water jet to full power), but rather that you are expected to insert this thing back and forth, which, trust me, you won’t do since your anus is unprepared, unexpanded and, well, dirty.

So, while interesting on paper, this thing doesn’t really work the way it’s intended to. There you have it!

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Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets

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Disappointing:(

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Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

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Is this slang for a bidet?

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