35 points

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

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Unfortunately there are some pump models that don’t have a mute button now and the best you can do is retreat to the car and wait it out.

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21 points

I can think of much better things to do, like keeping a flathead screwdriver handy for stabbing speakers (in Minecraft)

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19 points

An air can turned upside-down gets cold enough to destroy most speaker cones, leaves no evidence that the machine is malfunctioning and needs repair, and is legal and non-suspicious to carry around in your car.

In Minecraft.

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6 points

“🔇”

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5 points

You are performing a public service.

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26 points

Where the living fuck do petrol pumps have video ads? That’s crazy

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Shouldnt suprise you but…US. (Possibly other countries) Years ago they started adding video screens to display certain things, so as natural progression goes….there’s a screen so there will be ads. Loud-as-shit video ads that play as soon as you start pumping. And when no one is at the pumps they cycle silent ad slideshows.

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10 points

Damn, audio especially sounds irritating. It seems we can’t escape ads these days…

I’ve seen a few pumps with ads, but only in the form of a sticker or laminated poster advertising premium fuel or some random tat they’re selling in the garage shop.

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5 points

Australian here we got em too but they are rare.

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There’s some around me in the US, but they click on while you’re in the middle of pumping gas with the most annoying voice and it’s loud as hell. I don’t go to those stations if I can help it.

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3 points

Hopefully they stay rare.

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4 points

never seen it in my home state but driving through some godforsaken Nebraska you see the worst things you can imagine

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3 points

You can mute the ads by pressing one of the buttons on the side of the screen

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2 points

Most have disabled that now. I have only found one pump around here that I can still mute. I used to put tape over the speakers to muffle it, but most play out of the screen like a phone now.

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6 points

Pumps at Westfalen stations in Germany promote their own payment app, and sometimes snacks in their stores. But no audio, and only adds in pics on the screens.

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5 points

Yeah I’ve seen those types of ads, although only as a sticker or poster by the pump

Seems like companies these days would force ads into our dreams if they could

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4 points

Here, US, I have seen ones that create fake “news” clips that are just pro-petro-industrial propaganda, not just ads. Like I saw one that claimed that solar energy actually releases more greenhouse gasses than “contemporary” petroleum fuels.

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3 points

Saw one waxing poetically about how good fracking is.

My favorite ads I’ve seen are ones that play videos about basic traffic laws.

“When you’re out driving, remember, it’s illegal to pass on a double yellow line! It’s the law!”

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23 points

One of my most upvoted comments in lemmy is me saying I should be allowed to smash those screens if they play ads.

Your function is to pump my fucking gas if you do anything more than that fuck off

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Nobody is forcing you to use their pumps.

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9 points

How about the entire society designed to be unlivable without a car ? Look, there’s a solution we’re not seeing here. Every fuel pump is also secretly a flame thrower. It can be used to put the nasty attention stealing machine in its rightful place, the middle of a fire.

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If everybody starts doing it (and trust me they will, it’s free money after all) we’ll be kinda forced to.

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2 points

only if people don’t care enough to do anything about it.

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6 points

There are only 2 gas stations in my town that don’t have these obnoxious ass pumps and both of them are on the other side of town where I’m most likely to get stabbed by a used heroin needle for my shoes.

So yeah I’d say I’m being damn near forced.

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16 points

Don’t see ads at the pumps if you stop using gasoline.

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13 points

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

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5 points

That’s not how charging stations work? 🤷‍♂️

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9 points

Around me all the charging stations have giant 120” verticals screens constantly playing video ads at max brightness even in the middle of the night, and they’re always arranged in a way that you’re forced to see them even if you’re just passing by the chargers and not using them.

And you just know they are taking advantage of some subsidized energy prices because they’re “green”.

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3 points

It will soon.

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11 points

Second button up on the right side is generally the mute button.

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9 points

I just push the bittons around in a circle motion till I find it

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7 points

I accidentally called the attendant for assistance like that once

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4 points

Did you ask them to mute that shit?

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4 points

How often am I correct?

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4 points

80% of the time

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