My old school “upgraded” it when we left… by asphalting around it.

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If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.

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If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?

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If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.

My knuckles still hurt from the memories of slamming those box scooters into each other before they started putting handles on them.

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Knees are overrated.

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My school had one on dirt. The panels were wood and had a hole in it. Finally, one day, we were playing and a kid’s foot went down there and got fucked up. He was like a rockstar coming into school next day with stitches and crutches.

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Don’t swing on that one, Matt threw up on it.

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I only think of one thing when I see “Meatspin”. And I don’t want to search for it… But it gets You Spin Me Round stuck in my head…

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Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

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╙Ɛ(☼)3╜

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Me and the boys love a French 75

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The cure for that is some goatse.

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That was my spray in TF 2 for a while. Had to pay it forward, right?

Good times.

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Like a record, baby.

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My school had one of those. One day we got the idea to tie one of the kids to it around his waist and make him run around to spin it. I still remember our teacher asking “where’s Willy?” once recess was over, then looking out the window to see him desperately trying to untie himself.

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There are 3 nearby, including one at a super crowded park. I think one is getting torn out though.

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Uncle Dave out there spinning the yeet machine up to 11.

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