101 points

Wait… You don’t prep your grass like that?

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I usually inject the marijuanas

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I dip a tampon in THC oil and insert it in my anus. Learned it on fox news.

Unfortunately, this is inspired from a real stupid thing some young people did but with alcool. Goes too fast in their bloodstream and some supposedly ended up in a coma.

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I have to believe that that’s a myth. Just thinking about it for 2 seconds makes believe that nobody has ever done it. Why? Tampons have to be compressed inside an applicator for insertion. If you leave one inside the tube, it won’t soak up enough liquid to matter. Take it out of the tube and soak it in liquid, well, now it’s a puffed up, soggy mess. Good luck getting that into an orifice.

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How many marijuanas?

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75 points

Ok now show the stat for alcohol!

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32 points

And nicotine

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And caffeine.

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12 points

I feel attacked in this thread

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5 points

And sugar.

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12 points

Knowing Fox News audience they should talk about chewing tobacco. Shit is nasty.

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I had a coworker who chewed and spit into empty coke cans that he kept in his desk drawers until they were all full. And this was a programming shop!

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Also I would consider myself addicted. I use it daily, notice withdrawal symptoms when I abstain (no appetite, nausea, insomnia) but I’m also productive, started my own business 8 months ago and I’m doing well, no one around me has any idea except those I choose to let know lol. I’m high all day no one can tell. Its not like other drugs lol

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9 points

I'm high all day no one can tell.

I’ve got bad news for you bud.

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You really can’t tell if you don’t know the person. I have a bright, weird personality and ADHD and work at a dispensary. People often think I’m high, assume that it’s part of my vibe, but I’m strictly no THC during the day. Meanwhile, one of my most down to earth, serious, no nonsense coworkers does dabs before work and on all her breaks. Nobody thinks she is high all the time, but she’s often the most THC filled person in the building.

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I assure you no one knows but those that I tell lol you are around people every day that are stoned and you have no idea, I promise you that.

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I’m just not going to snitch on them.

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To me it’s like a heavier caffeine

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7 points

And Fox News.

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60 points

9 out of 10 Fox viewers become a dickhead.

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This isn’t true at all - because 8 out of 10 started out as dickheads.

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4 points

9/10 originally-non-dickhead viewers, then

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There aren’t even 10 of those.

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53 points

Inject the marijuana needles right into my bum!

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The CDC’s post:

Another study estimated that people who use cannabis have about a 10% likelihood of becoming addicted.2

The citation:

  1. Lopez-Quintero C, de los Cobos JP, Hasin DS, et al. Probability and predictors of transition from first use to dependence on nicotine, alcohol, cannabis, and cocaine: Results of the National Epidemiologic Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions (NESARC). Drug and Alcohol Dependence. 2011;115(1-2):120-130
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It’s worth noting that cannabis was the least addictive of the substances analyzed in this study, almost a third as likely as alchohol:

The cumulative probability estimate of transition to dependence was 67.5% for nicotine users, 22.7% for alcohol users, 20.9% for cocaine users, and 8.9% for cannabis users.

CDC rounding 8.9% up to 10% seems a bit suspicious to me

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Can confirm, nicotine is a bitch.

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