They’ve being lying to us the whole time. Pee is stored in the PEEnis not the balls

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If pee comes from the peenis, does that mean that poo comes from the poonis?

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Fuck, the revelations keep coming

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Where do you think beans come from

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I can’t see or hear that word without thinking of that Steven Seagal song

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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sorry, but wrong comm. this is a GOOD post

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beanis is stored in the penis

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Actually it’s the reverse

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The balls are the real beanis because each ball shape like bean

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They have played us for absolute fools.

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Beanis is stored in the balls though

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