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“Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X,” he wrote Monday, adding later, “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

The owner of Twitter is learning how text-based communication works in realtime before our eyes.

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159 points

“I wAs JoKiNg!”

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65 points
  • lots of negative blowback: “it was a joke!”
  • not that much negative blowback, at least initially: “yeah I meant that”
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41 points

aka Schrodinger’s douchebag.

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30 points

That’s always the lame cover up.

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26 points

If only the Bible said something about this.

Now we need people to read and remember what their book actually says.

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8 points

IDGAF what the bible says

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7 points

Thanks. A handy verse to throw in the face of those who claim to be Christians.

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1 point

Is Elon a Christian?

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2 points

You think the Secret Service got the joke?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a visit. Any of the rest of us might have for statements like that.

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1 point

Any of the rest of us …

I think you have answered your own question.

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45 points

Slash he surrounded himself with people absolutely willing to step on one another to gain power and wealth so of course they’re going to laugh at all of his “jokes”

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6 points

probably one of the lawyers told him to cool it.

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1 point

He’s incredibly paranoid and conspiracy minded. He probably realized after “just asking questions / joking” that “they” might send a few of these guys for him next! 2spooky4him

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22 points

Lol at “the context”. Bitch, WHAT context would make it any better?

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9 points

I’m sure the yes men he surrounds himself with was “the context”.

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3 points

Being in a room full of nazis would make that “joke” a total thigh-slapper.

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10 points

And being surrounded by yes men. And by right wing nutjobs.

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7 points

I can just see him making his “joke” then doing that annoying over the top laugh with all his sycophants grinning along.

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7 points

Turns out some things simply aren’t funny. Not posting a thought right when it comes to your head also helps.

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4 points

Lots of regular people know thats its risky to send a sarcastic text

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1 point

Sometimes I’m feeling bold and leave out the /s. You gotta keep it spicy.

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4 points

At 53 years old

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174 points

WHY THE FUCK HAS EVERYONE NOT DELETED TWITTER

there is literally no correct answer

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7 points

I just said goodbye to it today. I realised there’s a bigger, unselfish choice to be made in the scheme of it all

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7 points

I was only ever there to follow a wide variety of parody star trek accounts which were hilarious and thought provoking.

They’re all gone, now that musk is doing his thing. Twitter was cancer, now it’s terminal bullshit and I’ve deleted it long ago

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5 points

there is literally no correct answer

I deleted mine years ago but, in Japan, it’s still one of the main ways small shops communicate with their customers. Some use FB or insta instead. They don’t have the knowledge, money, or desire to create a whole website that is far more difficult to interact with and update than the platforms that are free, people use, and are easy to update.

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6 points

We need to get libraries running mastodon/lemmy/fediverse world-wide

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2 points

I’m worried my library would ban me for wanting more stuff to be owned like libraries.

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1 point

Looks for library in current country. Nope.

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I don’t disagree, but the majority of Japanese are just using whichever device is in their pocket (largely iPhones or Android, some feature phones, the occasional tablet, and much more rarely (outside of official business work), an actual full-sized computer).

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-4 points

What can I say, I like to watch dumpster fires

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11 points

There’s way better hobbies

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There is no one true replacement for the utility that it provides. Not with sufficient penetration of network effect, anyway.

Same reason most people don’t delete Facebook (edit: or Reddit).

You may not personally find utility in either of them. But just like boner pill spam, clearly someone does, or they would just go away.

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17 points

lol the comparison of useless social media to useless boner pill ads is perfect. of course someone finds it useful. just like someone finds crack cocaine useful

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1 point

But boner pills aren’t replaceable (like Twitter) or unnecessary (like crack). Sexuality isn’t a vice.

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13 points

You could say the same thing about Reddit, yet a lot of us left there a year ago on principle. Sometimes taking a stand means doing without.

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3 points

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

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The two are not mutually exclusive. But OP’s question was why “EVERYONE” has not deleted their account. And the objective answer is that some people obviously still use the service. But once again people are treating the downvote button as an “I don’t like this” button.

Edit to add: Why? What exactly is wrong with what I said?

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-29 points

If it weren’t for twitter, i wouldn’t have even known there was another attempt on Trump. I don’t sort Lemmy by new and there was nothing in the top posts about it (that I saw, at least) until HOURS after it happened. None of the other social media sites I use showed anything for a while either.

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46 points

What did you gain by knowing unconfirmed information a few hours earlier? Did you need to act on that “information” that quickly?

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16 points

People who view policymaking as “entertainment” are the reason we have Trump in the first place.

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I would rather have my entertainment sooner, as opposed to never.

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28 points

You might consider reading some real news, vetted and produced by professional journalists. Twitter is not news source, neither is Reddit.

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I typically do, twitter happened to be the first place I saw any information about it, nothing else tipped me off about it happening until then.

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24 points

You could simply open a news site a couple times a day. They all had the assassination attempt up pretty quickly.

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I didn’t know it happened. Why would I have thought to go looking for something I don’t know about?

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17 points

“Don’t believe initial reporting about any dramatic event. The rush to be first often overrides the responsibility to try to be correct. As with any event like this, some of this information is likely to change as more information becomes available.”

https://youtu.be/sgpYzFTtJug?feature=shared

In any case, I heard about the attempt shortly after I started scrolling through lemmy last night, so from my pov the information had gotten to me in a timely manner.

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nothing in the top posts about it (that I saw, at least) until HOURS after it happened.

in other words, since it can be assumed that you’re checking multiple social medias often enough for “HOURS” to make such a huge difference, then basically your life is driven by FOMO, and you see no problem with that.

kudos for the honesty at least. you do you and keep supporting that nazi safespace

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Pretty glad that all of these responses are assumptions about my character just because I somehow managed to not see that someone tried to merc trump again for the whole day.

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8 points

I knew here within 30 minutes. Also on Bluesky. Also on any major news source.

If you’re not finding the stuff I think that’s on your

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8 points

The ap app notified me so you can’t be trying that hard to replace twitter

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3 points

It’s such a non-event that even the Conservative lemmy didn’t post about it until yesterday.

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Its so funny that lemmy thinks its better than reddit with all these reddit ass responses.

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-4 points

Biggest bunch of self righteous blowhards I’ve ever seen.

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158 points

Elon Musk deletes his stochastic terrorism tweet.

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The best thing that could come from the Harris election is cut ALL Musks government contracts.

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28 points

Seize his companies in the name of national security.

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15 points

If it’s an official action there’s no legal consequences for it.

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1 point

We’ve already got sailors on our warships using Starlink to circumvent restricted internet access.

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Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome priest vice president

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85 points

Good thing it didn’t get out to the internet. That would be embarrassing to keep being reminded of.

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Even if it did get out to the Internet, though, all you have to do is delete it and it instantly disappears.

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64 points

“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?”

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11 points

Damn, made this joke too late

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If it’s any consolation, I saw yours first, so this other guy is copying you as far as I’m concerned!

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