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The girl reading this.

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Capitalists

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Me because I’m the one true leftist and I’m great at beating myself up

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Prohably either Goku, or my dad.

Apparently Lenin was a legit weighlifting guy and would bother people about exercise techniques.

But let’s get real: it’d be every Dolph Lundgren late cold war red scare character.

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If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.

If it’s pure theoreticians, my money’s on Lenin.

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If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.

It’s probably some Olympian from a socialist country who didn’t fall asleep in class and isn’t a reactionary traitor. That 5 gold medal Cuban wrestler would beat the shit out of the vast majority of leftists.

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