Reject hypotheticals, embrace reality.

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Pedantically, this is a counterfactual. A hypothetical is an imagined future flowing from a given present, but a counterfactual is an imagined future flowing from an imagined past. 🤓

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Fuck counterfactuals. Fuck calling them hypotheticals.

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Don’t know if this is a reference but it reminds me of the dunk tank post about the Nazi dude being asked what he would do if he was born Haitian

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Think it’s referencing that. But yeah, conservative who thinks they’re a genius but is literally incapable of considering a hypothetical is like a whole genre.

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I hope it’s referencing something like that. Because otherwise, it would sound really reactionary in itself.

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In the 13th century, breakfast when eaten sometimes consisted of a piece of rye bread and a bit of cheese. Morning meals would not include any meat, and would likely include 0.4 imperial gallons (1.8 L) of low alcohol-content beers. Uncertain quantities of bread and ale could have been consumed in between meals.

Reject modernity, return to tradition

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Small beer, local cheese, and fresh bread. Throw some beans in there and I’m on board

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Sounds like the breakfast of champions to me.

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A black coffee, a cigarette and an adderall counts as breakfast right

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I am kinda shit without a decent breakfast in me.

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I can skip breakfast, but I can’t skip coffee, and if I have coffee without breakfast I will probably get a tummy ache by lunch so

yeah

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