Reject hypotheticals, embrace reality.
In the 13th century, breakfast when eaten sometimes consisted of a piece of rye bread and a bit of cheese. Morning meals would not include any meat, and would likely include 0.4 imperial gallons (1.8 L) of low alcohol-content beers. Uncertain quantities of bread and ale could have been consumed in between meals.
Reject modernity, return to tradition
Small beer, local cheese, and fresh bread. Throw some beans in there and I’m on board
I am kinda shit without a decent breakfast in me.
Pedantically, this is a counterfactual. A hypothetical is an imagined future flowing from a given present, but a counterfactual is an imagined future flowing from an imagined past. 🤓
Breakfast actually is the worst meal of the day. Fight me
Do you want the super savory salty meat pile or the bread soaked in sugar? Or how about just mouthfuls of plain scrambled eggs? Don’t forget the greasy undercooked undersalted hash browns. Now, cover it all in ketchup. Them’s fine dining.
I’ll fight you alright. I’m Spanish, and making pa amb tomaca for breakfast feels like waking up to a godly meal. I also visited the US for like a week, and I remember my delicious breakfast of eggs, bacon, hash browns and Cholula sauce that I had one day, or french toast another day (never had french toast before).
Don’t know if this is a reference but it reminds me of the dunk tank post about the Nazi dude being asked what he would do if he was born Haitian
Think it’s referencing that. But yeah, conservative who thinks they’re a genius but is literally incapable of considering a hypothetical is like a whole genre.
