12 points

More like being a school “security” officer?

Either way… At this point, it is kinda like enlisted during the Iraq surge

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Nah, school “security officers” are there to brutalize unruly children and get the middle school to life in prison pipeline started.

In contrast, Trump’s SS officers are charged with protecting the most childish fascist cult leader from the consequences of his words and actions.

Both make the world a worse, more bleak place, though, I’ll give you that.

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8 points

I get massive whiplash every time someone abbreviates the secret service

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It’s supposed to be usss, ss is a bit dickish, even with his political alignment.

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That’s not fair, he didn’t run away from the gunman!

Maybe that’s just Texas.

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Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

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Fucking brutal. That’s a hell of a good connection.

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Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

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As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, “Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!”

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