5 points
Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.
4 points
“No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!”
7 points
Onion has been in fire lately
5 points
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36 points
As the cop in South Park said after a kid was killed in town, “Dammit! Outside school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!”
57 points
Fucking brutal. That’s a hell of a good connection.
