I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
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Now this is a list I can get behind

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Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.

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Surely rear middle should be lube.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Nice try, pickpocket

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Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

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OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

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Found the counter strike player

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I wasn’t sure at first. Might have been real life.

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Tell me your from America without telling me you’re from America

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Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?

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How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

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Yeah it’s uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I’ve actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I’ll know as soon as I sit down if I didn’t return them

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I clip my work knife in my back pocket that is on the far side distal. It’s in a good spot that doesn’t interfere with sitting.

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My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.

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  • Front Left: wallet and keys
  • Front Right: phone
  • Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
  • Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
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