Heart palpitations

You’re calling out CNBC but all the news orgs are saying the same thing.

CANS. CANS. There was no baby it was full of cans!

Judging by eBay, a lot of this was probably scalpers

Plus tomato sauce also generally has extra spices in it

The story behind the melon girl is that she originally had HUGE tits which all the developers thought was hilarious, but Nintendo made rare make them smaller, so instead they had her carry a fruit tray with giant melons on them

Explain

How many of the 40 million votes were in locked-in blue states?

Edit: this was an honest question, not some kind of gotcha

To be fair, bats definitely do get thrown, and there’s a fair amount of fat catchers…