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This is a real video (NSFW obviously) for anyone interested, although she literally mentioned 196 in the video so I’m guessing it’s not news around here.

Tap for results

Mac and cheese was the most fuckable, followed by tortellini

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Oh, there’s more similar videos.

And also

Masturbating to Christian anti masturbation quotes

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She prefers she/her iirc :)

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14 points

Gotcha.

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12 points

<3

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4 points

Do you know why? I’m curious because she presents as masculine and doesn’t seem to have any hangups presenting as such so it leaves me a bit confused. Like, with gender being a social contruct and all, gender neutral pronouns for all is my personal ideal, but yeah I don’t get why someone would choose pronouns associated with the gender they don’t actually “traditionally” present as. Is it about being intentionally subversive?

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7 points

Gender identity != gender expression. Haven’t watched the video but maybe she going for more of a butch look? Some trans women go for more of a butch look cuz that’s what feels right for them (source me).

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12 points

They used to be a bit of a phenomenon back on the 196 subreddit, and posted their own videos there. (Which in turn was cause for some controversy as an exception to the general “no nsfw” directive)

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10 points

To clear up confusion, does she have a penis, because those look toy-for-duck shaped and I wouldn’t want pasta in any orifice but my mouth, but I’m not judging either way.

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As of this recording, yeah she does have a penis. The toys are Fleshlight shells according to the video.

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3 points

OK what pasta is best and which is worst?

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Tap for her results, SFW

Mac and cheese was the most fuckable, followed by tortellini

But for eating, IMO penne is the best and shells are the worst.

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you’re wrong and you should feel bad and you’ve made an enemy for life penne is awful and shouldn’t even exist and if I had a time machine I’d go back and kill the creator to rid this world of such a terrible pasta shape fusilli is best

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3 points

Watched the entire vid. Worth it.

!spoiler: mac and cheese came out on top!<

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32 points

This is it, this is the fucking post that’s gonna make me buy a mullvad subscription. I don’t really need a VPN all that much, but the fuckers banned pornhub in my state and I have to see the results of the pasta fucker video. It wasn’t for piracy, it wasn’t for protection, it was so I could watch someone stick their dick in fleshlight full of noodles and sauce. I hate this post, 10/10.

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I am so glad you have joined the paranoid people’s club with us! Yay!!!

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32 points

OGs remember their first content like this on r/196

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24 points

Or, how to get a yeast infection 101

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The tomato sauce seems like it would quickly make things uncomfortable… I’m going to guess udon noodles?

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7 points

What is the issue with tomatoes?

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19 points

They’re very acidic. I would think it would start to burn pretty quickly

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12 points

Plus tomato sauce also generally has extra spices in it

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4 points

I’m more of arrabiata sauce guy. The spicy burn really gets things going!

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