35 points
I’m told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said “You can’t see it from here but it can see you.”. Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused
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29 points
Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.
6 points
24 points
12 points
I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)
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11 points
She must be…annoyed.
4 points
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