lol carrier group go glug

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Looking forward to bathing in nuclear hellfire with the rest of my fellow Murican hexbears.

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Holy shit generals are the dumbest people. I once had to sit and listen to a 3 star give our small fob a pep talk in Iraq. Dumb ass actually told us that the war was “just like football” and each thing we were successful at was a first down. Any general that saber rattles should be thrown in the brig for life.

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according to Scott Ritter the US has a LOT of high ranking generals and their job is basically to make weapons contractors money

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I think openly stating your war preparations against a nuclear country is a very smart thing to do.

In all seriousness, Comrade Xi, get on growing that nuclear stockpile

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If China needs any American civilians to take to a camp, but the camp is like cozy in the mountains somewhere getting to eat home made soups, noodles, and rice dishes where I get to study kanji DM me. I’ll teach you the secrets of anglo grappling for a local Sanda school.

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Kanji are japanese, they’re hanzi in chinese. You get to go to a re-education camp where you will learn the difference, among other things.

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There must be a misunderstanding. Please don’t put me in a camp with a bunch of chuds. I need an honors camp - an AP camp.

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Hmm you’ll have to take the entrance exams, until then you go in the remedial camp.

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Yeah I volunteer to go do small scale distilling work in rural villages that are having an bumper crop of fruits or grains

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