Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?

Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?

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You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.

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Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.

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Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.

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Question was targeted at men

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Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something

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I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.

If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.

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I don’t need pubic har in my face.

Speak for yourself.

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Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.

It’s assface all the way down

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and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.

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So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?

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Do you not wash your ass?

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I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!

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No. Do you?

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I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last

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Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.

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I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.

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Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.

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Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat

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Well, usually i take my underwear off first…

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It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?

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6 points

There’s dozens of us!

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😂

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When I see a comment I like or a comment that makes me smile or a comment that I perceive as advancing the conversation - even if it doesn’t match the other two requirements - I upvote.

It’s pretty rare that I see a comment that gets a physical or vocal reaction out of me. This is only the second one I can remember on lemmy. Your comment made me literally guffaw. My opinion isn’t anything special, but it’s all I have to offer and I want to make sure you know you had an impact on me. Thank you.

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I’m glad I made such a short list 🙂 a bit of laughter is a good thing.

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Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!

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No you leave it on in the shower.

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As a fellow nevernude…

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I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.

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Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.

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