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What do you call a man with no shins?

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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I thought you’d call him Cotton Hill.

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Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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“…they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.”

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Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

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Aarrodri@lemmy.world
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I’m lost…can you explain?

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BlameItOnSomeone@lemmy.world
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Toe-knee

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edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

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Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

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PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you’re left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

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