"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:
Playing a game that
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Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.
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Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.
Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"
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Contains at least one minority character who is not there only comic relief, the first to die, or a “bad guy”
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Contains at least one female who is more than a love interest or is dressed in a way deemed inappropriate
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A World War 2 period game which displays the German army in a negative light
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In which the United States Police Force or any branch of the Unites States Military is not portrayed in a positive, heroic light
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Portray the Unites State government as having any form of corruption or not working in the interest of our great nation’s interests.
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Contains an enemy who is not foreign from one of the approved nations or races, acting against the interests of the United States.
This POV implies you are part of the boys in blue
They are trying to ban the most and the seventh most purchased games?
There are more people who bought these games combined than there are people in the USA
Better not download the wrong mod
Id die before they take away my katamari fix.
