Didn’t age the best

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He knows what he’s doing. We are his biggest fansite after all.

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23 points

Well for starters he forgot to mention the ship is a slave ship

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25 points

Why are they so gigantic when compared to the Venezuela boat? Are Venezuelans midget sized or are they just humongous?

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6 points

gigantic? they’re normal sized, cos they’re normal people. americans.

it’s the other countries that are tiny, cos they’re weird not americans.

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25 points

Why do you think communism needs a comedically large spoon? It’s to feed the comedically large communists.

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23 points

My favorite part is the rigging that makes it look like Trump is sailing into Scooby-Doo spider webs

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Dude’s not even tied to the mast properly, just looped rhe rope and left it unknotted smh

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26 points

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Good dog

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I bet everyone else on Osdyseus’s ship remembers it as the time the captain went a bit nuts so we tied him to the mast. Edit: the odyssey from the perspective of a crew man who just is getting more and more fed up with odyseus’s bullshit would be a good comedy

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4 points

At one point he is told by an actual goddess that he has to sail past Scylla & Charybdis and like eight of his crew members will definitely die but it’s the only way he can get home so he’s like yeah sure let’s do it, fuck em

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23 points

From the perspective of one of the crew that got eaten by the cyclops (its a very short book)

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