cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

27 points

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

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You fuckers have fried butter sticks…

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Lmao who the fuck told you that?

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Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal

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1 point

Midwest isn’t America.

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Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this

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That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

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4 points

I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

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I think that’s an olive, but your point still stands lol

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That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense

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2 points

😂

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There’s another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh

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3 points

You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

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This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.

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